For they all feature in a rogues gallery of amateurish e-fits issued by detectives.
The computer mock-ups are meant to represent some of the UK’s most wanted criminals.
But most of them look like they were scribbled out by a four-year-old child.
One woman, who was wanted in connection with a sneaky £1,000 distraction burglary, is pictured wearing a dodgy grey hat and has thick black eyelashes.
The man thought to have helped her with the crime is drawn wearing a weird chef’s hat that looks more like a loaf of bread than a bonnet.
Other computer e-fits feature women with questionable hair pieces and suspects with fluorescent eyes.
One man even looks more like a character from the Thunderbirds puppet shows than a human being.
Potato-shaped faces, dodgy hair cuts and brightly-coloured outfits also feature in the gallery of pictures which have been released by artists working for Gloucestershire Constabulary over recent years.
Source : Daily Star